I, ____, take you, ____, to be my lawfully wedded hunty, to slay and to drag, from this day forward, for snatched, for filth, in slayage and in reading, until this gig do us part
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE
Inspired by the Marauder’s Map, this tea cup reads on the outside “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good,” and on the inside “Mischief managed.” A great addition to any tea or coffee-drinking witch or wizard’s cupboard. Sold on Etsy.
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner